" north haven "

 [ "north haven" ]

1: You know you're from North Haven when

  * e.g.,  ... north haven north haven i lived here here 

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2: -You know at least one person with a jeep or a jetta.

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3: -Every year you treat Dave Matthews Band at the Meadows like it's a religious holiday.

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4: -After a party breaks up you all end up at Wendy's.

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5: -You own at least one item from American Eagle or Abercrombie and Fitch.

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6: -You've worn adidas sandals when there was snow on the ground or plan to.

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7: -You spent one of your middle school nights, every weekend, at the movie theatre.

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8: -When you walk into a party the first thing you look for is a pong table.

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9: -You claim you're a Beer Pong champion.

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10: -You know at least one guy with a blow out and one girl that needs to take off some make-up.

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11: -You have claimed that our town is gay and that you need friends from other towns.

 [ "North Haven" ]

1: North Haven is a small town located in Connecticut. It has made the national "Top 100 places to live" list. The majority of the citizens are Italian, and some Irish. Most of the Italians believe it is their job to reenact Jersey Shore, a hit TV series on MTV, and they idolize their styling because it is ridiculous. The guys think they are cool because they wear expensive clothes and have blow outs. The girls tend to make themselves look like sluts by doing the 'duck face' and sticking out their ass. Most of these people think they are unique but they really are not. The 'nerds' of North Haven idolize one special teacher in the High School because he teaches the best class offered, Humanities. ANNUAL CHANCE OF SUNSHINE 56%

  * e.g.,  ... That girl looks like a slut....she must be from North Haven. North Haven offers a great education for those who take learning in a serious manor. 

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2: JULY HIGH 88° - JANUARY LOW 19°

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3: Average Annual Precipitation 03 inches

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1: North Haven is a small town in the heart of Southern Connecticut. The town is mostly made up of Italians who tend to consume a diet of Longhini sausages. The men of the town love wearing white tank tops, which are commonly referred to as "wife beaters" and the woman wear lots of fake designer such as Foui Vuiton and Fucci. Popular names in the town are Anthony/Tony, Giovanni, Nick/Nico and Matt. Girl names popular in the town are Gina, Gianna, Nicolina, Juliana, Sophia and Alana. Dads in the town are typically plumbers, staunch catholics, and follow rec basketball standings religiously. Many people own pick up trucks and are members of the NRA.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, you are from North Haven? 

 [ "North Haven Middle School" ]

1: A low down school with major leakages and needs a lot of fixing up, but has good staff. It has been around for years, and used to be the old high school, but people couldn't find the time/money to build a new school for a middle school, so they used the old high school... that was not such a good choice, so whoever made that happen, you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey did you ever go to North Haven Middle School?" 

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2: The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.

  * e.g.,  ... "WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."